I Blame Edmund

I worked late and came home and sat in front of the television and didn’t do the things I wanted to do. Instead I watched a couple of episodes of Top Shot and part of a Diners Drive-ins and Dives episode.

For that I blame Edmund.

You see, he was the one who was watching tv, I got sucked in.

Sure. Supposedly I should be responsible for my OWN actions. Just because Edmund was watching TV didn’t mean I HAD to watch it with him. For instance, I could’ve just went straight into my office.

But I was entranced by Colby Donaldson’s shining white teeth and the promise of watching someone fire their last shot. (And then there was the Bass Pro shop gift card for the person in the elimination round who didn’t get eliminated.)

And BIG GUNS! Shot mostly by dudes!

Funny. Not a lot of the dudes were particularly handsome, but a few were attractive. You know what I mean? And the one that was gorgeous just seemed like an ass, which is a major turn-off. If only he didn’t open his freaking mouth.

There were GUNS!

That is all.