Write your thoughts here. Congratulations, you’re writing a blag post!
Write some more thoughts (and hope against hope that someone, anyone, will make a nice comment.)
Check email. Check Facebook. Check Twitter.
Lose train of thought.
Come back to blag post. Valiantly remember what you were writing about. Try to stay on track.
Realize what you are writing is insipid and trite, and think of another topic.
Writing the other topic will take too much time (and may make you upset or angry), so punk out and look up a YouTube video to include in your blag post.
Write self-consciously about how you are punking out.
Check Facebook.
Call Husband. Leave message for Husband.
Realize you need to touch base with people on Facebook. Do it.
Search (again) YouTube for cool video. Fail.
Think that the “totally Amazing” things that will “blow your mind” hardly ever do. And be sad.
Want to see something totally amazing that will blow your mind. Compose Tweet about it in your head. Don’t tweet it.
Text with Husband.
Search YouTube Videos.
Chat with Mom on Facebook. She posts something schmaltzy about daughters on your wall, and in spite of yourself you tear up.
Realize that the internet is made of cats and everything will be okay.
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