Svelte Corneas

Went to an eye specialist today to get my peepers checked out. I have a family history of glaucoma, and I’m all old and shit, so I figured it was time.

I found out that I have thin corneas, which they said was kinda like having thin hair.  According to the terrifying glaucoma video they showed me, thin corneas can also be a factor for getting glaucoma.

That said, my eye pressure was fine, and my (corrected eyesight) is 20/20.

I wish I had something funny to say. But that’s it.