The Friday Five on FRIDAY! Yeah!

1.) If you were in a band (you know, a successful one…), and you HAD to remake an old song, what band/song would you choose and why? Eartha Kitt’s “I Wanna be Evil,” because it rocks, man!

2.) If you were a Make-a-Wish child, what would you wish for (and why)? An indoor pool, complete with a tricked-out, 4-bedroom house. So I could swim every day.

3.) If you had the chance to learn when you were going to die, would you take it? Would you tell anyone if you knew (either your date of death or theirs)? NO! I would not want to know. And no, I would not tell anyone!

4.) If you couldn’t die until you helped someone, would you rather live forever selfishly or die earlier? huh? Silly question. If you helped someone, would you die? Anywho, I would rather not live selfishly, if I could help it.

5.) If there’s any goal you haven’t accomplished yet, what is it and what is stopping you? World domination. Stupid yuppies.