Lame Nerd Riot Girl

Edmund and I went to two parties tonight. The first was a beer/halloween/birthday bash. The second was a costume extravaganza house party.

I knew that, at the second party, everyone wore cool costumes. I’ve seen the pictures from previous years. So I needed to do something.

This morning as I sat in my barcalounger I tried to think of something clever to wear for a costume.

I thought.

And I thought.

Let’s see. I could go as a woman who has too much to do and not enough time to do it. I could go as a woman who’s had her period for the last 30 days. I could go–

I stopped myself. These aren’t costumes, they’re my life!

Instead I decided to try a little something. So I put on my (nerdy) bad cat shirt, put some tape on my glasses, my hair in pigtails and voila! Lame Nerd Riot Girl (so lame, I’t not Riot Gurl or Grrl).

Eddie said the pigtails were cute.

For the win, people!