Archives for August 6, 2012



My VanMy car has fleas now.

So I have that going for me.

I have 30 plus flea bites on my extremities and trunk.

I am an itchy bitch. Bitchy itch? Itch. Itch. Itch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.

Soon I will take my nightly dose of Benadryl-type-derivative. The hope? I will eventually cease with the scratching and get some sleep.

Heartened that this will be a funny story some day. As soon as I stop itching.